What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
If you’re old, don’t try to change yourself, change your environment.
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.
I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.